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How To Tell If Somebody Loves You:
- Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a napkin and apply it to your dirty skin. You didn’t ask for these things, but this person went ahead and did it anyway. They don’t want to see you looking like a fool with eyelashes and crumbs on your face. They notice these things. They really look at you and are the first to notice if something is amiss with your beautiful visage!
- Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you’re sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, “oh my god, so sick. need water.” Depending on their response, you’ll know whether or not they REALLY love you. “That’s terrible. Feel better!” earns you a stay in friendship jail; “Do you need anything? I can come over and bring you get well remedies!” gets you a cozy friendship suite. It’s easy to care about someone when they don’t need you. It’s easy to love them when they’re healthy and don’t ask you for anything beyond change for the parking meter. Being sick is different. Being sick means asking someone to hold your hair back when you vomit. Either love me with vomit in my hair or don’t love me at all.
- Somebody loves you if they call you out on your bullshit. They’re not passive, they don’t just let you get away with murder. They know you well enough and care about you enough to ask you to chill out, to bust your balls, to tell you to stop. They aren’t passive observers in your life, they are in the trenches. They have an opinion about your decisions and the things you say and do. They want to be a part of it; they want to be a part of you.
- Somebody loves you if they don’t mind the quiet. They don’t mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There’s no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don’t feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won’t be a void. That’s not love. That’s “hey babe! i like you okay. do you wanna grab lunch? i think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!” It’s a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you’re skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it’s always comfortable. That is fucking love.
- Somebody loves you if they want you to be happy, even if that involves something that doesn’t benefit them. They realize the things you need to do in order to be content and come to terms with the fact that it might not include them. Never underestimate the gift of understanding. When there are so many people who are selfish and equate relationships as something that only must make them happy, having someone around who can take their needs out of any given situation if they need to.
- Somebody loves you if they can order you food without having to be told what you want. Somebody loves you if they rub your back at any given moment. Somebody loves you if they give you oral sex without expecting anything back. Somebody loves you if they don’t care about your job or how much money you make. It’s a relationship where no one is selling something to the other. No one is the prostitute. Somebody loves you if they’ll watch a movie starring Kate Hudson because you really really want to see it. Somebody loves you if they’re able to create their own separate world with you, away from the internet and your job and family and friends. Just you and them.
- Somebody will always love you. If you don’t think this is true, then you’re not paying close enough attention.
- Ryan O’Connell (via nujahbes)
The level of stupidity in this text, it’s over 9000!
This was such a wicked crossover, suit looked really well made! Armour is always one of the most impressive feats of home made cosplays :D
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Sooo…Is he “Buzz-man” or “Iron-Lightyear”?
People need to not buy rabbits for their kids. They do not make good pets for children. My bunny Zaki is 8 years old and I love him to bits but he’s a proper ratty little shit.
That’s a shame. Mine was quite good. I actually had a lot of good times with him. He used to come to my room, watch me, stand on two feet in hope for some food (yeah, he usually did that :D), and when he was tired, he used to jump into my lap, and sleep when I was in the computer. I give you than the cleaning around them is a little harsh. But, other than that, he was awesome, and even after 13 years without him, I still miss him…
Uhm… Buttsex 3 o.O
Final Buttsex 13-2
why did I have to check my 3ds then find this? |3
Fire Emblem: Buttsex…
Fire Emblem: Buttsex over here, too…
Fire Emblem: Buttsex.
I’m not entirely sure where to put this buttsex—
(yes that was meant to come out like that)
—fine, Phantasy Buttsex Online 2 :|
Kid Icarus Buttsex
Sonic: Lost Buttsex (I went to E3 yesterday)
Mass Buttsex 2
Time to just get it out in the open now….
Animal Crossing: New Buttsex
or if you prefer…
World of Buttsex
do I win?
Persona 4 Buttsex
…Kaaaaanjiiiiiiii…? What did you do this time…?
Pokemon Black Version Buttsex……Kinky.
lego Harry Potter years 5-7 buttsex
Dust: An Elysian Buttsex…. Poor Fidget D=
One Piece: Romance Buttsex…
Hey! It fits!! :D
At least you can chew them without any remorse for the pencil…